"Pretty please I know it's a drag, wipe your eyes and put up your head" 🎶
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck